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trump the almighty

Postby macca » Sun Mar 12, 2017 9:14 pm

President Trump invited the Pope for lunch on his mega yacht, the Pope accepted and during lunch, a puff of wind blew the Pontiff's hat off, right into the water.
It floated off about 50 feet, then the wind died down and it just floated in place.
The crew and the secret service were scrambling to launch a boat to go get it, when Trump waved them off, saying "Never mind, boys, I'll get it."

The Donald climbed over the side of the yacht, walked on the water to the hat, picked it up, walked back on the water, climbed into the yacht, and handed the Pope his hat.
The crew was speechless. The security team and the Pope's entourage were speechless.
No one knew what to say, not even the Pope.
But that afternoon, NBC, CBS, ABC, MSNBC and CNN reported: "TRUMP CAN'T SWIM!"

For ALL the promises of God in Him are YES, and in Him AMEN, unto the glory of God by us.

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Re: trump the almighty

Postby Spiritblade Disciple » Sun Mar 12, 2017 10:49 pm


    Isaiah 8:13 King James Version
      Sanctify the Lord of Hosts Himself; and let Him be your fear, and let Him be your dread.

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Re: trump the almighty

Postby Ironman » Mon Mar 13, 2017 4:13 pm

:lol!: :lol!:

Have I become your enemy, because I tell you the truth.

I'll be a fool for truth's sake. Truth is fallen in the street. I wont pass it by. I'll pick it up and embrace it regardless of the costs.

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Re: trump the almighty

Postby bibleman » Wed Mar 22, 2017 12:09 am


God bless
Leon Bible

The fault in Bible complications is not with God or the Bible, but with men who refuse to believe what God says and think we have to interpret what He says in order to get the meaning. Dake Bible -Mark 11:17 note

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