- Little Children, Let No Man Deceive You: He that Doeth Righteousness is Righteous, Even as He is Righteous
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"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them," demands the rep.
"Well," replies the farmer, "there's my farm hand who's been with me for three years. I pay him $200 a week plus free room and board. The cook has been here for 18 months and I pay her $150 per week plus free room and board.
"Then there's the halfwit. He works about 18 hours every day, seven days a week and does about 90 per cent of all the actual work. He gets about $10 per week, pays his own room and board and if he's lucky gets a bottle of whiskey on Saturday night."
"That's the guy I want to talk to, the halfwit," says the agent.
"That," replies the farmer, "would be me."