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I learnt to speak Chinese yesterday.

Postby Ironman » Sat Feb 20, 2016 7:26 pm

That's not right..................................Sum Ting Wong
Are you harbouring a fugitive?...............Hu Yu Hai Ding?
See me asap......................................Kum Hia Nao
Stupid man........................................Dum Gai
Small horse.......................................Tai Ni Po Ni
It's very dark in here...........................Wai So Dim?
I thought you were on a diet................Wai Yu Mun Ching?
This is a tow-away zone......................No Pah King
Our meeting is scheduled for next week......Wai Yu Kum Nao?
Staying out of sight............................Lei Ying Lo
He's cleaning his automobile.................Wa Shing Ka
Your body odour is offensive................Yu Stin Ki Pu
Did you go to the beach?.....................Wai Yu So Tan?
I bumped into a coffee table.................Ai Bang Mai Ni
I think you need a face lift...................Chin Tu Fat


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I'll be a fool for truth's sake. Truth is fallen in the street. I wont pass it by. I'll pick it up and embrace it regardless of the costs.

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Re: I learnt to speak Chinese yesterday.

Postby Spiritblade Disciple » Tue Feb 23, 2016 4:29 pm

+highfive


    THE KEYS OF HELL AND OF DEATH
      And when I saw Him, I fell at His feet as dead. And He laid His right hand upon me, saying unto me, "Fear not; I am the first and the last: I am He that liveth, and was dead; and, behold, I am alive for evermore, Amen; and have the keys of Hell and of Death."
        — Revelation 1:17-18 King James Version —


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